I got her flowers she asked if i was a faggot

I got her flowers she asked if i was a faggot - I got her flowers she asked if i was a faggot  Redditors Boyfriend

I told her that I'd like to see her naked she told me to go to r/gonewild

I told her that I'd like to see her naked  she told me to go to r/gonewild

I told her i wasn't mad at her so we could have sex she told me nice try mattpao

I told her i wasn't  mad at her so we could have sex she told me nice try mattpao

Have you seen my wilfred costume? yeah it's on the front page

Have you seen my wilfred costume? yeah it's on the front page

I asked her to wear something sexy to bed She put on a heart rate monitor

I asked her to wear something sexy to bed She put on a heart rate monitor

I asked her for sexy time, she tried to wrap her anus around my neck

I asked her for sexy time, she tried to wrap her anus around my neck

I told her I lost my job she told me to get suspenders and a pipe

I told her I lost my job she told me to get suspenders and a pipe

Happy anniversary, I bought you roses These are not copper

Happy anniversary, I bought you roses These are not copper

I told her that I was feeling down She told me to read her tampons

I told her that I was feeling down She told me to read her tampons

I asked her if she wanted to have sexy time she told me we need to start buying snackpack pudding

I asked her if she wanted to have sexy time she told me we need to start buying snackpack pudding

Hey princess, did you see-- Yeah, I read it earlier.

Hey princess, did you see-- Yeah, I read it earlier.

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