hey girl, my apartment's couch pulls out... but i don't

hey girl, my apartment's couch pulls out... but i don't - hey girl, my apartment's couch pulls out... but i don't  rape sloth

It's not rape it's a snuggle with a struggle.

It's not rape it's a snuggle with a struggle.

there will only be 7 planets after i destroy uranus

there will only be 7 planets  after i destroy uranus

i'm not a rooster but watch what this cock'll-do-to-you

i'm not a rooster  but watch what this cock'll-do-to-you

Go ahead call the cops. They cant unrape you.

Go ahead call the cops. They cant unrape
 you.

DO YOU LIKE TAPES AND CD'S I HOPE SO. CAUSE IMA TAPE MY DICK TO YOUR FORHEAD SO YOU CD'S NUTS.

DO YOU LIKE TAPES AND CD'S I HOPE SO. CAUSE IMA TAPE MY DICK TO YOUR FORHEAD SO YOU CD'S NUTS.

Do you like Dragons ? Because in a minute i'll be dragon my balls all over your face

Do you like 
Dragons ? Because in a minute i'll be dragon my balls all over your face

girl, is yo ass from augusta, maine? cause when i played with yo butthole, augusta wind came out and that shit. stanks, maine! btw. I love spongebob. and your anus. even if you smell like a cream pie thanks to that nigga lil jon in chicago. jk. that was l

girl, is yo ass from augusta, maine? cause when i played with yo butthole, augusta wind came out and that shit. stanks, maine! btw. I love spongebob. and your anus. even if you smell like a cream pie thanks to that nigga lil jon in chicago. jk. that was l

You must work at subway because you gave me a footlong

You must work at subway because you gave me a footlong

what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass

what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick up your ass

my couch pulls out but i dont

my couch pulls out but i dont

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