I befriend anorexics To eat their food

I befriend anorexics To eat their food - I befriend anorexics To eat their food  Dreamy Duke Doghouser

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I dream of investing in tennis balls they have a high rate of return

I dream of investing in tennis balls they have a high rate of return

I bark at all black people just in case

I bark at all black people just in case

I hope my owner doesn't find out I licked poop before he kissed me

I hope my owner doesn't find out I licked poop before he kissed me

I dream of getting better toys the $100 toys I get are too blah

I dream of getting better toys the $100 toys I get are too blah

I hope to bark at other dogs at 4Am

I hope to bark at other dogs at 4Am

My owner does everything I ask But... I have to ask

My owner does everything I ask But... I have to ask

I dream that one day the 99% will be content with being part of the majority

I dream that one day the 99% will be content with being part of the majority

When someone offers me a bone I look at them in disgust. Filet Mignon only, bitches

When someone offers me a bone I look at them in disgust. Filet Mignon only, bitches

I'm way too classy to go to a dogpark

I'm way too classy to go to a dogpark

I befriend anorexics To eat their food

I befriend anorexics To eat their food
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