What? Nobody's on the road and you're running late? Here, let me help by turning red for no god damn reason whatsoever.

What? Nobody's on the road and you're running late? Here, let me help by turning red for no god damn reason whatsoever. - What? Nobody's on the road and you're running late? Here, let me help by turning red for no god damn reason whatsoever.  Scumbag Stoplight

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What? Nobody's on the road and you're running late? Here, let me help by turning red for no god damn reason whatsoever.

What? Nobody's on the road and you're running late? Here, let me help by turning red for no god damn reason whatsoever.

Sees that you're crossing the street CHANGE CHANGE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Sees that you're crossing the street CHANGE CHANGE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Stays green when you're eating turns red everytime you're in a hurry

Stays green when you're eating turns red everytime you're in a hurry

Stoplight Turns Green AFTER you've come to a complete stop.

Stoplight Turns Green AFTER you've come to a complete stop.

Oh, you're late for the movies Here, let me help by staying red for another 5 minutes

Oh, you're late for the movies Here, let me help by staying red for another 5 minutes

Oh you want to pass? sure, let me turn red for just enough time for you to come to a complete stop

Oh you want to pass? sure, let me turn red for just enough time for you to come to a complete stop

'I could do my job properly' 'But I prefer to be used in Drag races'

'I could do my job properly' 'But I prefer to be used in Drag races'

Empty intersection Turns red for you

Empty intersection Turns red for you

Making a left turn? Not today

Making a left turn? Not today

"Sure bro I'll turn green" Turns green for the lanes with no cars

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