Captain...Jim. You Are My Commanding Officer Therefore, It Is Illogical For You To Continuously Stare At My Ass

Captain...Jim. You Are My Commanding Officer Therefore, It Is Illogical For You To Continuously Stare At My Ass - Captain...Jim. You Are My Commanding Officer Therefore, It Is Illogical For You To Continuously Stare At My Ass  Kirk and Spock

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Spock, it's raining cats and dogs out there Illogical Captain. I find the precipitation to consist mostly of water. Fascinating When I say it's raining cats and dogs, it's a purely human expression meaning a torrential downpour

Spock, it's raining cats and dogs out there Illogical Captain. I find the precipitation to consist mostly of water. Fascinating When I say it's raining cats and dogs, it's a purely human expression meaning a torrential downpour

Spock, do you see that? See what, Captain? The Enterprise switched to slotted engines again Fascinating

Spock, do you see that? See what, Captain? The Enterprise switched to slotted engines again Fascinating

Spock- where are we exactly? fifteen kilometers northwest of Kameraag's ancestoral quarters. We may, by an eratic scrambled subspace code, track your nephew and extract him, thereby freeing him to the Enterprise, thereby creating a Successful rescue missi

Spock- where are we exactly? fifteen kilometers northwest of Kameraag's ancestoral quarters. We may, by an eratic scrambled subspace code, track your nephew and extract him, thereby freeing him to the Enterprise, thereby creating a Successful rescue missi

Captain, our chances of survival are low. It's possible 3 out of 7 of us will survive. Tricorder readings, Spock? That's why we beamed down the guys in red.

Captain, our chances of survival are low. It's possible 3 out of 7 of us will survive. Tricorder readings, Spock? That's why we beamed down the guys in red.

Captain...Jim. You Are My Commanding Officer Therefore, It Is Illogical For You To Continuously Stare At My Ass

Captain...Jim. You Are My Commanding Officer Therefore, It Is Illogical For You To Continuously Stare At My Ass

Spock, you want to know something? What, Captain? I have green blood, too. Fascinating.

Spock, you want to know something? What, Captain? I have green blood, too. Fascinating.

i think he just said picard was the best captain what the fuck did he just say? picard better than me fascinating

i think he just said picard was the best captain what the fuck did he just say? picard better than me fascinating

Spock, did you bring our phasers? No, captain. Well they probably wouldn't have worked anyway.

Spock, did you bring our phasers?  No, captain. Well they probably wouldn't have worked anyway.

Spock, you want to know something? What, Captain? Remember all those times the transporter didn't work? It's because I dropped a sandwich in the circuitry by accident. Fascinating.

Spock, you want to know something? What, Captain? Remember all those times the transporter didn't work? It's because I dropped a sandwich in the circuitry by accident. Fascinating.

Spock, you want to know something? What, Captain? We're both Jews. Fascinating.

Spock, you want to know something? What, Captain? We're both Jews. Fascinating.
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