Never Go With A Hippie To A Second Location

 Never Go With A Hippie To A Second Location  -  Never Go With A Hippie To A Second Location   Jack Donaghy

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Irrational People don't respond to rationality They respond to fear

Irrational People don't respond to rationality They respond to fear

We have been creating and solving this country's problems for 200 years. Where's our month?

We have been creating and solving this country's problems for 200 years.  Where's our month?

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive.  Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.

He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.

Put your problem in my mind vise, and I will crush it

 Put your problem in my mind vise, and I will crush it

I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch

 I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch

Why am I wearing a tux? Its after six. What am I, a farmer?

Why am I wearing a tux? Its after six. What am I, a farmer?

there are no bad ideas only great ideas that go horribly wrong

there are no bad ideas  only great ideas that go horribly wrong

That was the chair. I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.

That was the chair. I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland.

I'm a Bear, I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear

 I'm a Bear, I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear
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