Husband dies of a heartattack in his sleep and doesn't let you see his body So your last memory of him is when he is still alive

Husband dies of a heartattack in his sleep and doesn't let you see his body So your last memory of him is when he is still alive - Husband dies of a heartattack in his sleep and doesn't let you see his body So your last memory of him is when he is still alive  Good Gal Mom

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Knows you're going through a breakup Lets you stay with her and makes you pancakes

Knows you're going through a breakup Lets you stay with her and makes you pancakes

finds out You're an atheist cooks you dinner, gives you money for college, treats you the same

finds out You're an atheist  cooks you dinner, gives you money for college, treats you the same

Catches you smoking pot with your friends in her house "I hope you're hungry, I made marshmallow squares"

Catches you smoking pot with your friends in her house

Finds out you broke up with your girlfriend Wakes you up with a BJ, makes you come so hard you think you're having an aneurism, swallows, says one every morning should tide you over until you find a new one

Finds out you broke up with your girlfriend Wakes you up with a BJ, makes you come so hard you think you're having an aneurism, swallows, says one every morning should tide you over until you find a new one

Tell mom I'm breaking up with mean boyfriend "He was an asshole."

Tell mom I'm breaking up with mean boyfriend

just don't drive high it's as dangerous as drunk driving

just don't drive high it's as dangerous as drunk driving

gives birth to you but doesn't brainwash you into believing in organized religion

gives birth to you but doesn't brainwash you into believing in organized religion

Learns your gay Son, I knew before you did. Now, what do you want for dinner?

Learns your gay  Son, I knew before you did. Now, what do you want for dinner?

Tell her you're having sex with your BF "We should get you on the pill"

Tell her you're having sex with your BF

Didn't get a divorce for a long time So that they can afford $24,000/year to send you to a good school.

Didn't get a divorce for a long time So that they can afford $24,000/year to send you to a good school.

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