store closes in two minutes "So that means you're still open right?"

store closes in two minutes

Receipt with you or in the bag yes

Receipt with you or in the bag yes

Been here nearly 2 years "you must be new here"

Been here nearly 2 years

"you look bored." fuck you.

"You're rude! I'm going to talk to your manager!" Good luck. She's more rude than I am.

Customer gets out a pen to write a check I die a little inside

Customer gets out a pen to write a check I die a little inside

"this is expensive" I'm sorry?

I locked the doors because we've been closed for 10 minutes not because it's your personal shopping time

I locked the doors because we've been closed for 10 minutes not because it's your personal shopping time

Complain when the store is busy Complain when the store is slow

Complain when the store is busy Complain when the store is slow

Mom makes her child behave You begin to question reality

Mom makes her child behave You begin to question reality

"Do you take credit cards?" No we prefer to adhere to an archaic system of currency so that we make fewer sales. That will be 2 goats please.

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