4AM? Chirp Chirp motherfucker

4AM? Chirp Chirp motherfucker - 4AM? Chirp Chirp motherfucker  scumbag bird

4AM? Chirp Chirp motherfucker

4AM? Chirp Chirp motherfucker

So you just logged off reddit to sleep at 5am? Let me play you the song of my people

So you just logged off reddit to sleep at 5am? Let me play you the song of my people

Chirp Chirp motherfucker

Chirp Chirp motherfucker

so you just got a car wash? seems like a good time to take a shit

so you just got a car wash? seems like a good time to take a shit

so you just washed your car? i better take a shit on it

so you just washed your car? i better take a shit on it

So you're hungover? Let me play you the song of my people

So you're hungover? Let me play you the song of my people

flies away as soon as it sees you if you're on foot but you can get within 2 feet if you're in your car

flies away as soon as it sees you if you're on foot but you can get within 2 feet if you're in your car

HEARS A CAR ALARM GO OFF REPEATS THE TUNE FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS STRAIGHT.

HEARS A CAR ALARM GO OFF REPEATS THE TUNE FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS STRAIGHT.

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