YOU LOCKED ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS? NOW WERE BOTH LOCKED IN FOR THE NIGHT.

YOU LOCKED ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS? NOW WERE BOTH LOCKED IN FOR THE NIGHT. - YOU LOCKED ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS? NOW WERE BOTH LOCKED IN FOR THE NIGHT.  Horrifying Houseguest

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Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine

Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine

You know when you have to close your eyes to wash out shampoo? I love the face you make with your eyes closed

You know when you have to close your eyes to wash out shampoo? I love the face you make with your eyes closed

I watched you sleep wearing your underwear last night, They fit me perfectly.

I watched you sleep wearing your underwear last night, They fit me perfectly.

Santa's not the only one Who sees you when you're sleeping.

Santa's not the only one Who sees you when you're sleeping.

blankets aren't a shield i'll just unwrap you like it's Christmas morning

blankets aren't a shield i'll just unwrap you like it's Christmas morning

see that shadowy coat rack in the corner that looks like a person? you donated that weeks ago.

see that shadowy coat rack in the corner that looks like a person? you donated that weeks ago.

Part of your body not under the covers? Dibs

Part of your body not under the covers? Dibs

turning off the lights and going up the basement steps let's race

turning off the lights and going up the basement steps let's race

Monster under the bed? Thank god i'm in the closet

Monster under the bed? Thank god i'm in the closet

I love the look on your face as your eyes adjust to the dark...

I love the look on your face as your eyes adjust to the dark...
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