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Freakin retard

OH, WHAT DAY IS IT?  NOT FUCKIN' FRIDAY RETARD!  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Pop bottle epiphany

YOU CAN PUT VODKA IN A POP BOTTLE...? WHAAAAAAAAAAT?? Sudden Clarity Clarence

Auto Vs Manual

MAYBE INSTEAD OF JUST DUMPING THE CLUTCH I CAN ACTUALLY GO FAST USING AN AUTO! Sudden Clarity Clarence

FML Training

AND THATS WHEN I REALIZED  I FORGOT TO DO MY SECURITY TRAINING. Sudden Clarity Clarence

mama that is cray!

PLASTIC DINOSAURS ARE MADE FROM REAL DINOSAURS Sudden Clarity Clarence

holy crap

LOU SAID I SHOULD ICE MY ANKLE AND... WAIT A MINUTE... I CAN SPELL OUT THE ABC'S WITH MY FOOT??!? Sudden Clarity Clarence

Let's just call it what it is.

PETTY OBSCENE ROMANTIC NOVELS... IT'S AN ACRONYM. Sudden Clarity Clarence

Just realized this and I'm 21...

KINDERGARTEN IS GERMAN FOR      CHILDREN'S GARDEN       Sudden Clarity Clarence

Ok Now

NOW THATS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS THINKING?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Why cooks are so speedy.

THE FASTER I GET MY WORK DONE THE FASTER I CAN GO FOR A DART Sudden Clarity Clarence