Start your chili crockpots!

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPETE IN THE ALMOST ANNUAL CHILI COOKOFF BUT WHEN I DO, NOTHING COMES CLOSE TO MY CHILI. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Are you up for the challenge?

I MAY NOT ALWAYS COMPETE IN THE ALMOST ANNUAL CHILI COOKOFF BUT WHEN I DO, I CHILI TO WIN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Seat Up!!

I LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP YESTERDAY AND AT 2AM THIS MORNING... IT FINALLY HAPPENED. TO ALL THE WOMEN IN MY LIFE, PAST & PRESENT, I APOLOGIZE... ESPECIALLY MY GRANDMA. I GET IT NOW. ‪#‎MYKNEESHITMYCHEST‬ ‪#‎FOLDEDLIKEALAWNCHAIR‬ ‪#‎SCARIESTMOMENTOF2016‬ ‪#‎IKNOCKEDEVERYTHINGOFFEVERYCOUNTERONMYWAYDOWN‬ ‪#‎ALLMYLIFEIHADTOFIGHT‬ ‪#‎SOSOCOLD‬ ‪#‎FORSOMEREASONIYELLEDWHOISINHEREASIWASFALLING‬ ‪#‎THOUGHTIWASBEINGATTACKED‬ ‪#‎IWASSTILLSLEEP‬ Boromir

Vaccine damages

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, THE REASON  MY NON-VACCINATING ASS IS UNHEALTHY IS BECAUSE I *WAS* VACCINATED AS A CHILD? Matrix Morpheus

pink jeep

MEANEWHILE, I'M ROLLIN' OVER TO STEVEN'S LIKE...

Ragazzo strano

QUANDO CERCHI DI STARE SVEGLIO A SCUOLA E ALLA FINE..... EHM....NO PROF STAVO ATTENTO!  10 Guy

Ragazzo strano

CERCHI DI STARE SVEGLIO A SCUOLA E ALLA FINE....... EHM....NO PROF STAVO ATTENTO! 10 Guy

MEME #3

QUANDO CERCHI DI DORMIRE E INVECE ARRIVA TUA MADRE CHE TI SVEGLIA EH NO CARA, IO VOGLIO DORMIRE! Grumpy Cat

La prof. chiama sempre a te!

QUANDO LA PROF TI CHIAMA PER L'INTERROGAZIONE E GLI CHIEDI DI ANDARE IN BAGNO PER SVIGNARTELA Unhelpful High School Teacher

QUANDO HAI L'IPHONE 6

NON SENTIRTI FIGO SOLO PERCHÈ HAI L'IPHONE 6 MA SENTITI COGLIONE INVECE! Tough Spongebob