ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

 BITE SOUP One Does Not Simply

school sucks

WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH FINALS YOU HAVE TO TAKE  First World Problems

Am I not genius?

WORKS FOR A US COMPANY, BOYCOTTS ANOTHER US COMPANY THATS HOW I MAKE A POINT AGAINST ISRAEL! Ordinary Muslim Man

Opinion Slays Facts

YES. I HEAR YOUR OPINION... ... AND IT'S STILL JUST AN OPINION! Baby Godfather

Am I not genius?

WORKS IN US COMPANY, BOYCOTT ANOTHER US COMPANY THATS HOW I MAKE A POINT AGAINST ISRAEL! Condescending Wonka

Bored Dog

CAN YOU SEE HOW HIGH I HAVE TO BE TO DEAL WITH YOU? Misc

Walmart stalker

I SAW YOU AT WALMART  LETS BE FRIENDS  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Mike at work

WHY DO WE CARE ABOUT ISTOCKS, MIKE? WE DON'T. Misc

When your co-worker signs you up for work

WHEN YOUR COWORKER SIGNS YOU UP FOR WORK . . .  BUT YOU MISS THE EMAIL  Confession kid

Man of Steel

GROIN CUP? YOU MEAN MAXI PAD? overly manly man