Tell horrific paedophile joke to friend on phone On speaker phone with wife and kids in car
mother-in-law asks to use computer. chrome still open to 20 porno sites.
Whos that weird old lady who keeps looking over here? Friends mom
"what's your daughters name?" It's a boy with long hair
pocket-dial forever alone guy he stays on the line for two hours, waiting for someone to speak
you tell friend about a mutual friend's party friend didn't get invited
Embracing the girl of your dreams for a hug INSTANT BONER.
On First date make joke about cancer Her mom died of breast cancer
Walk in on some guy jacking off He doesn't stop
"that's so gay" Person you're talking to is homosexual
Laugh more daily