"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"
If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.
respect your mother you son of a bitch
sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken
I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT
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