LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT
And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains
Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water
make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap
Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.
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