scumbag smoke detector

Baking Christmas morning cinnamon rolls? Let me play you the song of my people

Baking Christmas morning cinnamon rolls? Let me play you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

I will protect your family from fire, carbon monoxide and pieces of toast

I will protect your family from fire, carbon monoxide and pieces of toast  scumbag smoke detector

24 hours in a day? I'll wait until 2AM to sing you the song of my people

24 hours in a day? I'll wait until 2AM to sing you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

Oh, you're cooking something? Allow me to play you the song of my people

Oh, you're cooking something? Allow me to play you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

Oh you're asleep... I think my batteries are dying, BEEP BEEP

Oh you're asleep... I think my batteries are dying, BEEP BEEP  scumbag smoke detector

I see you're cooking dinner Let me play you the song of my people

I see you're cooking dinner Let me play you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

Oh, you're frying an egg? Let me play you the song of my people

Oh, you're frying an egg? Let me play you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

I see your cooking dinner Let me play you the song of my people

I see your cooking dinner Let me play you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

Trying to sleep the night before an exam? Let me play you the song of my people

Trying to sleep the night before an exam? Let me play you the song of my people  scumbag smoke detector

Running out of power uses remaining battery life to annoy the fuck out of you

Running out of power uses remaining battery life to annoy the fuck out of you  scumbag smoke detector
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