98,451 shares
Interferes wildly from about 6000BC to 600AD not seen or heard from since the invention of video cameras
374,584 shares
Adam and Eve, The fruit of the tree in the center will tell you what is right and wrong, don't eat it Oh, and I expect you to know it is wrong to eat the fruit even though you can't unless you eat the fruit
269,708 shares
Creates irrefutable evidence of evolution Condemns you for believing it
64,046 shares
Makes you in his own perfect image But cut that foreskin off, it's gross
215,438 shares
Willing to forgive all of mankind for rape, murder, adultery,theft, speaking his name in vein, and even worshiping other gods upon repentance. not willing to forgive eve for eating a fucking apple
68,714 shares
Run for president! Lol. Never said you'd win.
105,476 shares
I am all knowing, and created the world 6,000 years ago. Forgot to fix the carbon dating glitch.
27,896 shares
I'll give this guy intelligence, wit, and decent looks. Oh and I better not forget to make him socially awkward.
69,049 shares
Creates men with different size penises makes envy a sin
28,812 shares
creates entire universe in six days, on his own produces autobiography over centuries, using ghost writers
24,836 shares
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