Ask if you can borrow a man's chair for your presentation Realize He's sitting in a wheel chair
Tell rape joke the person you told it to really was raped
"When's the baby due?" she's not pregnant
go to a halloween party as a ghost most of the people
Mom asks "why are your socks crusty?"
Say goodbye to someone have keep walking next to them for the next 5 minutes until you cross the street
Confess love to woman "i'd like you to meet my boyfriend"
Tell everyone you are going to a specific college Find out you got rejected
Resort to "your mother" jokes as snappy comeback. Target's mother has been dead for six years.
Post pics of new car on facebook real owner asks you to take them down
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