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redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?
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Beat my meat? I suppose I should tenderize the steak before grilling it!
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She has dsl? She should check out cable, much faster.
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Motorboat? Are we going for a ride on the lake?
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Bestiality? Is that from Mortal Kombat?
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go down on me? down where?
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wanna spoon? for what, cereal?
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You Came? I'm sorry, I wasn't home.
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Handjob? I'm not one for manual labor
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You're getting all hot and bothered? Sorry, I'll go turn on the air conditioning.
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