I spent all night playing games to make Portal 2 release earlier It still gets released the same day.
This city's pretty dangerous. Know what to say if an old man invites you to dinner? My fee is $400 per hour, one service, always wear protection, and no kissing.
Yeah the last time I was in a car accident was when I inexplicably took my eyes off the... I'm a transsexual
This is going to be a long drive. Pack a bowl and pass it up here. We smoked the last of what we had on the way to IHOP this morning.