97,530 shares
pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
331,721 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,323 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,658 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
57,897 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
74,081 shares
internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,346 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,573 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,346 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
104,998 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
56,478 shares
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