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"You just have to study, is not that hard" never went to college
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"moms have the hardest jobs on earth" Starts drinking at noon and watches oprah all day
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Terrified of black people worships oprah
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"Obama indoctrinates my kids!" Makes you go to church and watches Fox News.
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Complains about the economy Husband makes 120k a year
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al jazeera? I don't want you following terrorist groups
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"Go out and get a job so you can spend your own money" gets mad when you spend your own money
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"Por favor, no cut flowers" Gardeners speak english
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Tells kids Harry Potter is black magic Reads horoscope daily
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knows exactly 3 words in spanish Insists on greeting Del Taco cashier with "hola senor"
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