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ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK likes everything you post
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gets virus on computer blames you for installing games
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does anything for her kids after they yell long enough
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Car merges into her lane 50 yards ahead FLOOR IT
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matthew 19:21 "if you want to be perfect, go, sell all your possessions and give to the poor" *turns page
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