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Dad, where's mom? What do you mean? She's not in the kitchen Get my gun.
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Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!
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Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!
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Dad, all of the boys from school are in the yard! All of them? Yes... My milkshakes!
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Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.
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Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.
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