52,202 shares
Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,951 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,526 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,132 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,745 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,287 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,237 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,860 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,948 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,806 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,092 shares
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