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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,224 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,721 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,750 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,595 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,580 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,295 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,326 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,536 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
68,074 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
21,538 shares
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