37,952 shares
Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,230 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,722 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,752 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,595 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,582 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,299 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,329 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,537 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
68,075 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
21,540 shares
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