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pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
331,788 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,364 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,676 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
57,943 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
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internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,379 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,614 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,357 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
105,034 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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