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Crossing a one-way street Looks both ways
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Hits snooze on on the alarm clock Spends the next 9 minutes wide awake worrying it accidently turned off
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farts in public when it's cold out checks ass to see if steam came out
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Read about diseases with one in a million prevalence Convinced I have at least six of them
106,549 shares
Slight chest discomfort Better write my will
105,461 shares
3+5? Better use calculator
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Game Auto-Saves Better save it manually just to be sure
434,720 shares
in a room full of people and I need to clear my throat better hold it, or they'll think I have something to say
126,748 shares
Effective 99.9% of the time? I don't like those odds
379,314 shares
Thinks something insulting about a stranger Immediately thinks nice things in case they can read minds
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