35,246 shares
Finally upgraded to queen size bed Now I can lie diagonally
47,387 shares
One night stand "that's all the storage space I'll need."
423,703 shares
phone is fully charged good for another week
29,718 shares
Bought a new car 3 of the Seats will never be used
28,037 shares
Needs to buy more condoms Old ones expired
148,156 shares
I'm going to spend valentine's day with my ex box 360
183,129 shares
nice, funny, confident, charming, and fat.
35,563 shares
flipping a coin my best chances of getting head
195,346 shares
valentine's day plans gyno appointment
62,505 shares
How often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap
221,736 shares
Laugh more daily
