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Sees you driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like 'everything worked out for the best. no hard feelings.'
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Says "I'm on my way." Is actually on is way.
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Server was rude and having a rough night Leaves her a 25% tip to cheer her up
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Doesn't use facebook remembers your birthday
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Knows you used to play wow Doesn't bring up to girls you're talking to at parties
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Has Pets Doesn't try to get them high
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Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
Walks in on you and your new gf watching lion king Chops onions during stampede
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FUCKS YOUR SISTER MARRIES HER
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receives long text message Replies with more than 'ok.'
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