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Which one of you morons Bought us a color printer?
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Johnson, our clients in boston said you urinated in their office yesterday. new england is my sales territory
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You better not drop the ball again otherwise I'll pick it up, slobber all over it and bury it in the backyard
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yeah honey, i really screwed the pooch on that report earlier today. close one, she still has no idea.
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goes to management training seminar learns to shake paws
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hmmm, Pavlov... pavlov... pavlov... ... that name rings a bell
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Jim, I'm sorry about missing the presentation But you don't have to hound me about it.
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You did well in the interview. I'm impressed. But I didn't like the way your butt smelled so I can't hire you.
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If you're looking for a raise You're barking up the wrong tree
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Meeting an important new client in the office lobby Pees a little
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