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making a starbucks run? just creamer!
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Inappropriate contact in MY workplace? We'll discuss this after I finish rubbing my face on your legs
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I should bring my kittens with me on all my sales calls. No one can say "no" to those faces!
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Good presentation, Johnson. My curiosity is peaked. If it kills me, you're fucking fired.
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we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know first prize is an el dorado scratching post. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of mice toys. Third prize is you're fired.
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We finally cornered the mousing market!
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Executive Compensation? Fancy Feast
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Janice, theres a loose thread hanging from my office chair Clear my schedule
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Hold my calls. I'll be prowling around the warehouse for a while.
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Johnson you really dropped the ball a few times this quarter I love that ball. Try to drop it a bit more durring the next quarter
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