83,614 shares
Wife asked me to watch the baby He napped the whole time
79,168 shares
pulled headphones out of pocket weren't tangled
153,682 shares
asked wife where she wants to eat actually named a restaurant
201,139 shares
Dropped Full Soda Can on Carpet Landed standing up
86,560 shares
Checked Texts After A Night Of Drinking None
42,858 shares
Gets facebook notification Not a game request
56,028 shares
Bought $2 pants at thrift store found $20 in pocket
494,760 shares
get drunk and sleep with someone Both still like each other in the morning
173,119 shares
Boss Walked by Actually doing work
57,331 shares
Skipped breakfast to make work meeting on time breakfast provided
348,856 shares
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