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manages to hook up with a girl at a party instant girlfriend the next day
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Smoke him out once Next day shows up at your door with three other friends and says, "round 2 bro!"
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Gets New laptop for college Leaves plastic film on it for next 12 months
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takes adderall to study plays video games all night
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No food in dorm and cafeteria is closed OD on gummi vitamins
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complains about not being drunk didn't bring any alcohol
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Pulled an all-nighter won't stop talking about it
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Brings Laptop to class facebook
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Professor Suffers kidney failure "so is class cancelled?"
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I skipped class on friday and no one even noticed!
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