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I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.

I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be. - I am wasted But the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be. Pickup-Line Panda
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U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?

U have a boyfriend? U want a MANfriend?
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SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.

SO, YOU'RE NOT INTO CASUAL SEX? FINE, I'LL PUT ON A TUX AND WE CAN CALL IT FORMAL SEX.
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I've got ice cream upstairs. You wanna fuck?

I've got ice cream upstairs. You wanna fuck?
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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits
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Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks!

Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks!
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Are You vitamin D? Cause you're making my bone hard

Are You vitamin D? Cause you're making my bone hard
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If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table

If you were a shin I'd bang you on my coffee table
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How do You like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or fertilized?

How do You like your eggs in the morning, Scrambled or fertilized?
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Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.

Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you've got my privates standing at attention.
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Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm...

Duct tape Turning no, no, no, into Mmm, mmm, mmm...
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