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SENDs message to friend on facebook posts on friends wall immediately:"check inbox!!"
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Gets married updates status during the reception
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Tilts head In every picture
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Mispells words on purpose to indicate she's drunk
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Jenny is no longer in a relationship with ____ "Liked" by 12 guys who want to bang her next
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OMG U READ MY STATUS?! WHAT A CREEPER
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Earthquake UPDATES FACEBOOK STATUS
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"omg so tired of this. deleting my fb for real this time" reactivates account within 12 hours
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About me: i thank god for all he's granted me status update: gettin crunk n drunk wit mah gurlz
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