167,972 shares
No open parking spots No class
101,605 shares
Guest Lecturer? Nice, no class.
44,832 shares
"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals
747,182 shares
Homework worth 10% of grade not worth it
219,348 shares
Rough Draft? run spell check now its my Final Draft
71,819 shares
wakes up before alarm goes off alarm set to 3 pm
49,945 shares
"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.
868,324 shares
Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair
72,674 shares
Class starts in an hour guess i should get registered
107,157 shares
Has full plans for zombie apocalypse No idea what he's doing after graduation
231,969 shares
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