What if justin bieber is actually smart but acting like a girl to get fans
what if the government created a drug that made people eat faces to justify continuing the War on Drugs
what if the Egyptians used a primitive form of reddit and worshiped cats for all the karma they gave
what if the dryer has been stealing all our clothes this whole time but we only notice the socks because they come in pairs?
what if jews wrote the bible just to make money?
What if shitty music is only popular because 13yr old girls are the only ones who still buy music?
What if pay phones are disappearing to make it harder to escape from the matrix
What if Stephen Hawking is actually retarded and this computer has developed a mind of its own
what if my check engine light hasnt turned on in forever only because the check engine light bulb is burnt out
What if the real reason we bury people in coffins is to keep them trapped as zombies
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