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Boils water sets off fire alarm
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Yes! Roommate's gone! Time to masturbate
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Makes it to front page making fun of college freshmen is college freshmen
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Enrolls in human sexuality thinks it will get him laid
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Walks around campus Wearing a high school letterman jacket
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Stressed about Finals Cleans Entire Apartment instead of studying.
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"i'm so poor, ramen lol" has iphone, macbook, wears abercrombie
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finished first semester of software engineering "I'm a hacker, like anonymous."
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