Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world
It's so hard being a broke college student? The blues must sound so good through your $300 headphones.
Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potato's for dinner? please update your facebook telling everyone about it
Oh, you stuck it to the man by quitting your job? I bet those principles will really help pay your rent.