Your owner made you shake hands and didn't give you a treat? Breach of contract, gross violation of the paw
Lawyer Dog Attorney at aww
My favorite part about law school? the homework... it was delicious.
So the cat shredded the drapes? I think we have probable claws.
you need a Divorce? yeah, my wife was a bitch too
The judge is a man? we're golden, i'm man's best friend.
I know the prosecutor personally; He's all bark and no bite.
you have skeletons in your closet? I have bones buried all over my yard - you'll be fine
The property is yours I just need you to pee on it
i started my practice in 2010 That's right...
14 years of experience
Laugh more daily