286,044 shares
pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection
331,718 shares
Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered
59,321 shares
Has random, unexplained pain im going to die
148,656 shares
House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS
57,896 shares
Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor
74,076 shares
internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me
42,343 shares
i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?
119,570 shares
Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!
96,344 shares
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
104,996 shares
turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible
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