125,084 shares
No open parking spots No class
101,588 shares
Guest Lecturer? Nice, no class.
44,821 shares
"The lecture slides will be posted online" see you fuckers at finals
747,174 shares
Homework worth 10% of grade not worth it
219,330 shares
Rough Draft? run spell check now its my Final Draft
71,790 shares
wakes up before alarm goes off alarm set to 3 pm
49,930 shares
"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.
868,292 shares
Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair
72,651 shares
Class starts in an hour guess i should get registered
107,123 shares
Has full plans for zombie apocalypse No idea what he's doing after graduation
231,943 shares
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