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Finds out his book has been leaked on The Pirate Bay Posts link to better quality version in Torrent comments.
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serves as job reference says just the right words to cover your faults
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notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking
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knows you're broke provides free beer at birthday party
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Sees you trying to merge onto the highway Switches to a different lane so you can
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Uses microwave when everyone is sleeping stops it before it beeps
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Goes to a house party and doesn't drink cleans up spilled drinks, cleans up vomit, and drives everyone home safely
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Girl at the club says boyfriend is out of town we should go back to her place Declines because he doesn't want to be that guy.
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Lends you money Lets you keep it when you try to pay it back, just wanted to make sure you could
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already knows the joke you are telling him pretends he does not, Listens and laughs to make you happy
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