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I voted against legalizing marijuana because my daughter was killed by a drunk driver
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Tells you to stop watching crap on Tv Watches reality shows and dancing with the stars
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you can't make a commitment and then suddenly change your mind. divorced 3 times in 7 years.
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"Once you make a choice you have to stand by it" Gets a divorce
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We only listen to Fox News The other ones are too biased
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Says mythbusters is childish watches toddlers and tiaras
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Thinks buying video games for $60 is a waste of money Buys $7 pack of cigarettes every other day
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"calendars featuring women in swimsuits and lingerie are sexist and wrong" purchases every fire department fundraiser calendar filled with half-naked men she can find
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"So when are you getting a real job?" Hasn't worked a single day in 20 years
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Passed exam: "don't forget to thank god" failed exam: "it's your fault for not working hard enough"
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