I USED TO HAVE INSOMNIA BUT I GOT TIRED OF IT
Record for the smallest penis? Must be hard to beat!
They told me I had type-A blood But it was a type-O
Kristen Stewart should be a mathematician she's always simplifying expressions
The man who created "knock knock" jokes deserves a "no-bell" prize.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down
Just learned how to masturbate came in handy
Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp she's probably thick and tired of it
Just got dumped by my cross-eyed girlfriend said she wasn't looking forward to see me
Getting over erectile dysfunction How hard can it be?
Laugh more daily