503,887 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,243 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,490 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,347 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
23,803 shares
TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
77,136 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,339 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
178,862 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
89,067 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,429 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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