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Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday
214,263 shares
"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class, you won't do well" Challenge accepted.
269,544 shares
Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.
154,290 shares
I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4
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There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.
246,060 shares
"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.
630,202 shares
Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday Started last Friday
89,554 shares
Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois
364,090 shares
Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home
501,365 shares
Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook
361,191 shares
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